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Day 674 of 365 More.


So if anyone ever tells you wrestling is fake, do me a favor and find the hardest object you can and smack them over the head with it as hard as you can..

Today was the BDW anniversary show. I didn’t even have a match. Instead I was in the corner of my tag team partner, Bulldozer while he was in a "street fight" with Dash Bennet. For those who don’t follow wrestling, a street fight means that you don’t wear wrestling gear, you come as you are, weapons are allowed, and you beat the shit out of each other as anything goes and there’s no disqualification.

So I was sitting in the corner rooting my friend on, and keeping a safe distance in a totally fair and completely sportsmanlike manner, when for no reason whatsoever, that bastard Dash attacked me. I was forced to defend myself with the closest thing I could find, which was this here garbage can lid. Only, somehow when I was swinging the lid at Dash’s head, again, in self-defense, I swear, Dash somehow got out the way and I ended up hitting Bulldozer in the head with it. After that, Dash powerbombed me on top of the lid, hence it being all bent out of shape as you see here.

And that’s not even how I got hurt. I mean, it sure as hell didn’t feel good. But somehow, before that, while I was minding my own business, and totally not attacking Dash unfairly, I ended up banging my own knee into the ground when I was doing a diving elbow drop on Dash’s head. Oh my god, it hurt. It was my bad knee, and when I first did it I thought I’d broken it. It’s not I’m pretty sure, but I’m definitely going to feel it tomorrow. And maybe also a couple pains from Dash hitting me in the head with various other street weapons. What a bastard.

New Hellcats is up. Go check it out. We’re definitely moving the story along now.

And while you’re there checking it out, do me a favor. You’ll notice at the top of the main page, just above the comic, there are three voting buttons. Go vote for us on each of those sites. Especially the one that says TWC. TWC and Buzzcomics will have you press a confirm button. While The Web Comic List just takes you to a Hellcats page on their site. It’s a portal, that keeps track of all your favorite webcomics. Anyway, the more people who vote for us the higher we rise on all the lists, and the better it is for us. We’ll be more popular and make more money and one day, we’ll be able to do it full time and there will be daily Hellcats. Won’t that be great? I thought so. You can only vote once per day, so go back there every night and vote again.

And I’m still looking for more fan art and more feedback on stuff, so feel free to write and let us know what you think and send us any fan art you might have. We’ll put it up on the site and you can be famous too.

Ouch… I think I’m going to bed so I can hobble to work tomorrow.

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20 comments for “6-15-08

  1. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 1:04 am

    ouch~ is right…you better get some rest, maybe some ice on that knee.

  2. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 2:21 am

    sounds crazy to me!
    ouch ouch ouch

  3. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 4:17 am

    Quite mad.

    Wonderful. 😉

  4. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 8:11 am

    *and i’m one of those that always believed wrestling was a big fake.. i guess you prove me wrong *now please dont hit me with anything*

  5. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 10:30 am

    LMAO… are the Hellcats at the Barbie Dream House?

    Oh.. and sorry about your knee… ouch!

  6. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    ouch, ouch, ouch!!
    OK – I’m convinced! (but even when I thought it was fake, it STILL looked dangerous and painful!)
    ok…..I’ll go vote now….

    Seen in my contacts’ photos. (?)

  7. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    My friend barbarianheiress used to be a wrestler. I know you can get hurt.

  8. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    PS – I love that you put "Mz Kittie’s" picture on the page! (Lynn is awesome! – Give her the job!)

  9. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 1:17 pm


  10. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    LOL! So, you were completely minding your own business, eh? Riiiiiight! I hope the aches and pains fade quickly! I love that you managed to keep your, uh, defensive weapon 🙂

    Seen in my contacts’ photos. (?)

  11. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    @*Kristene: feeling a little better today. But very sore. More rest and I’ll be be ok in a couple days.

    @Crystal Chroma: yep. Ouch is right

    @DavidStorey: thanks.

    @☼ Helder: I guess my work here is done.

    @Stephen Poff: hey… stop trying to ruin the story…. 😉

    @Babs1696: thanks.

    @365bunnies: Yep. Definitely dangerous, but hella fun.

    @Babs1696: yep. It was a fan pic. Had to put it up.

    @adayinthelife: Yep.

    @M i k e B: yep. I was being completely sportsmanlike!

  12. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Hummmmm Hummmmmm Hummmmm {fingers in my ears} I don’t want to hear this!

  13. avatar
    June 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    @lrayholly: eh… whatever, I’ve been I got hurt much worse in a car accident. I’ll be fine.

  14. avatar
    June 17, 2008 at 9:27 am

    I’ve read your frequent references to these as "wrestling shows," but always felt like that was moreso a description of the sidebar hype that helps set the mood.

    I guess the folks in the game are athletes and just as prone to injuries as people in any other event.

    Commentary may be fun, but getting in on the action is still probably even more fun…

    Heal up, feel better…. Undent that lid.

  15. avatar
    June 17, 2008 at 9:52 am

    LOL…. sorry. I was crackin’ up though!

  16. avatar
    June 17, 2008 at 10:00 am

    @DeHoll: Yeah, I’m a commentator at one company and a competitor at the other. It does have a certain danger, but like any sport, that’s a big part of the excitement.

    @Stephen Poff: well, good, that’s kind of the point. Sidebar: Mickey sent me an IM like 2 min. after I posted it and said "Is that the Barbie Dreamhouse!?!" I told her maybe. And she said something like "Dude, I’m a girl! I have a gene that recognizes the Barbie Dreamhouse when I see it!" So apparently you’re a girl.

  17. avatar
    June 17, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Jezuita , ono is člen určitý Vous Dreamhouse
    Jesus , è il Barbiglio Dreamhouse
    Cristo , é o Barbela Dreamhouse
    Jezus , is het naar de Weerhaak Dreamhouse

    Meus nocens couldn’t obduco is sursum!

  18. avatar
    June 18, 2008 at 12:32 am

    So wait…is the Easter Bunny real too?


  19. avatar
    June 18, 2008 at 2:37 am

    @d.rex: as far as I’m concerned…. yes.

  20. avatar
    June 18, 2008 at 8:59 am


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