I am a patriot.
I have saved the economy.
At the behest of our fearless leader, I have used the recently issued bribe, errr… that is… stimulus check to revitalize the economy by buying even more photography lights. They should be here in a week or so. I mean, I really didn’t want to. But, I feel that it’s the least I can do for the sake of this great nation.
Besides, I’m going to need all the lights I can get once I destroy the sun.