The world is not perfect. Neither is the justice system in this country. Sometimes, guilty or innocent, people go to jail. Sometimes, guilty or innocent, people go free. What I’m looking to do here is address everyone in the latter group, guilty or innocent, and in particular you, Mr. CeeLo Green. Now let me preface this…
Seriously, Sanrio are marketing geniuses. Have you been on the internet the last coupe of days? “Oh my god! What do you mean Hello Kitty is a human girl and not a cat?!?!? Forget Gaza! Forget Robin Williams! Fuck the Ice Bucket Challenge! This is an outrage! I’m calling my congressman! Someone get Liam Neeson…
This is pretty dumb but amusing. Playboy made a “When you should catcall” flowchart. I actually love that in a world of sex-positive feminism, Playboy is making a dedicated effort to stay current with the times. As for the chart, it’s corny, but amusing. I am now officially in need of a cadre of attractive…
I want to issue a very sincere public thank you to Amber Love and through her the Huffington Post, for showing me what is clearly the best thing on the internet ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLMkdeeOsYTkONEQeaBxqH1ZVtAIfwBw2H&v=zZTSxQIxsiA#t=444 I’ve enjoyed reading since I was about two years old. 38 years. It’s been a good run. Well it’s over now. I…
Confessions of an insomniac. These are the things I think about at 3am. I saw someone on Facebook innocuously ask earlier “exactly how does dumping ice water on your head help people with Lou Gehrig’s disease?” and I therein realized a small flaw in the whole life-meme thing. It’s sort of just become like a thing now.…
Kari Byron in FHM ©2006 In the future, all celebrities will be interactively programmed by twitter group think! This future will be a wonderful magical place! In the mean time, I’m kinda curious about something that I noticed on Twitter earlier tonight. And it has to do with Mythbusters and Kari Byron,…
So this morning, Paramount tweeted out their new Ninja Turtle movie poster and then after they got some flack, immediately pulled down the tweet and recalled the poster. Ok, three guesses… without reading anything else first (from this blog or elsewhere on the internets), what is wrong with this movie poster? (You can click on…
What kind of a heartless bastard refuses to kill a 13 year old kid? Uh… wait…. From Uproxx.com: http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/07/george-r-r-martin-responds-to-a-heartfelt-letter-from-13-year-old-fan-asking-to-die-a-grisly-death/ Alas, I cannot promise you a grisly death in THE WIND OF WINTER. Those spots have already been filled by some very generous donors, and there’s a limit to how many people even I can kill. However,…
This is going to be one of those movies I go to and there’s a theater full of white folk afraid to laugh, isn’t it? Also, I’ll go see Dennis Haysbert in anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwJhmqLU0so
Huh… so apparently, Lucy Lawless has signed on for next season’s Agents of SHIELD. Because clearly, like George Takei, Mark Hammill and Summer Glau before her, she has realized that there is no point whatsoever to taking any role that can’t raise her autograph fee at comicons is useless and to be avoided at all costs. And…
So during my rant the other day on why I think Falcon SHOULDN’T become Captain America, I had a sidebar tangent about Truth: Red, White & Black, a brilliant graphic novel wherein Captain America finds out that in order to refine the Super Soldier Serum, the US Military experimented on 300 expendable black soldiers because, you…
Originally I was going to say that Comicbook.com was making a story out of nothing here, but they really aren’t. Kevin Feige refuses to move Captain America 3’s release date to not conflict with Batman vs. Superman on the same day… uh… right… why should he? Feige’s response is perfect too, but it’s also very…
So really, I could more or less just global search and replace a few key terms on my post about Lady Thor in order to give you my thoughts on Black Captain America, and for the most part, it would actually be pretty accurate. But there are a few other thoughts I have on it…
So seeing as how this is all over the blogosphere right now and a couple people have asked me my opinion on it, I guess I might as well rant on it. “What do I think about Marvel’s decision to make the new Thor a woman?” Well, I think it’s ridiculously fucking dumb. But maybe not…
Queen Elsa, by lapizypincel Now, lets see if grown-ups start singing this around the clock like kids do. (I’ll be completely honest, I hadn’t bothered to watch the movie til I saw this video and this finally got me to get around to seeing it). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsrV3zGd0c