I’ve enjoyed reading since I was about two years old. 38 years. It’s been a good run. Well it’s over now. I am never reading again. I now understand that the voices in my head can not do justice to written prose. What I am going to need from this point on is team of gay men to read the books out loud to me and offer commentary (“They make anal beads for straight people?!?!”).
I think my favorite is @Neil_McNeil, because the hand gestures are priceless. (including the Marvel Movie style after the credits ending where he expands on them).