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Month: August 2014

Goodbye Kitty, Hello $$$!

Seriously, Sanrio are marketing geniuses. Have you been on the internet the last coupe of days? “Oh my god! What do you mean Hello Kitty is a human girl and not a cat?!?!? Forget Gaza! Forget Robin Williams! Fuck the Ice Bucket Challenge! This is an outrage! I’m calling my congressman! Someone get Liam Neeson…

Mav and Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary #15

You know what I haven’t done in a long time? Mav and Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary!!! Well, the wait is over. For those who haven’t played before, the rules are simple. I come up with a famous phrase, title, person, etc… and then I spend 2 minutes or so drawing a Pictionary clue to what the…

Gay Men reading 50 Shades of Grey

I want to issue a very sincere public thank you to Amber Love and through her the Huffington Post, for showing me what is clearly the best thing on the internet ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLMkdeeOsYTkONEQeaBxqH1ZVtAIfwBw2H&v=zZTSxQIxsiA#t=444 I’ve enjoyed reading since I was about two years old. 38 years. It’s been a good run. Well it’s over now. I…

on the ALS Ice Water Challenge

Confessions of an insomniac. These are the things I think about at 3am. I saw someone on Facebook innocuously ask earlier “exactly how does dumping ice water on your head help people with Lou Gehrig’s disease?” and I therein realized a small flaw in the whole life-meme thing. It’s sort of just become like a thing now.…

Real Life Barbie with Kari Byron

Kari Byron in FHM ©2006 In the future, all celebrities will be interactively programmed by twitter group think! This future will be a wonderful magical place! In the mean time, I’m kinda curious about something that I noticed on Twitter earlier tonight. And it has to do with Mythbusters and Kari Byron,…

Juggs for Jesus

Heh, this is pretty great… Maybe the best #FreeTheNipple story I’ve heard. If you’re too lazy to read the link (which is mostly a video), basically: there’s a church (New Beginnings Ministry) in Warsaw, OH that is apparently down the street from a Strip Club (Foxhole North). Chruchgoers have been protesting in front of the…

Jean(ne?) Claude van Damme?

You know, I’m not normally one for animated gifs, but I saw my friend Sascha Aßbach post this over on Google+ (yeah, Google+ is still kind of a thing!) and I just fell in love with it. She’s SOOOOO adorable!!!! I totally want a little girl just like this someday! And I will raise her to…