Honestly, if I’m 102 even if I’m not suffering from Alzheimer’s or something like that, I’m probably going to be killing a lot of people. It’ll start with serious bad people… People who really need to be removed from society… But if I really like it, I might just start removing motherfuckers who kinda get on my nerves a little bit. Not stoping at the stop sign? Dead! Playing your crappy 2060s pop music too loud? Dead! Wearing your pants sagging too low? DEFINITELY DEAD! And I’ll keep going until they catch me. And then once I’m put away, maybe I’ll take out an inmate or guard for looking at me wrong.
I’m 100 years old? What are you gonna do? Give me life in prison?
Nearly five years after a woman was charged with killing her 100-year-old roommate in a Massachusetts nursing home, a second-degree murder charge is still pending against her at the age of 102.