Gentlemen…we can rebuild him. Bigger! Stronger! Better in bed!
I actually initially had this idea about a week ago when watching a commercial for the new Bionic Woman series that’s coming out this fall. Then when I talked about all of my lifelong injuries the other day I figured I really had to do this. I was going to make it yesterday, but wasn’t feeling up to it, so you get it today instead.
It’s funny. Between Bionic Woman, the final season of Battlestar Galactica and the Sarah Conner Chronicles, a goodly portion of the tv shows I am most looking forward to in the next year are about cyborgs.
I never really much cared for the concept for myself before. But lately, with all my aches and pains, I’m starting to wonder if maybe it isn’t a good idea. I’d love it if I could fix up my bum ankle with some good old WD40. Yep, time to chop off the old meat arms, yup, yup.