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Telemarketer Theater Epilogue: Why I love my wife


3-23-07 (Photo credit: chrismaverick)

This is kind of an epilogue to my most recent Telemarketer Theater. So if you haven’t read that yet, you probably should. in any case, SPOILERS and stuff. This is like after the film and after the credits, only instead of Nick Fury coming and asking me to join the Avengers Initiative (which would rule), this happened:

Mav: So did you read my Telemarketer Theater today?

Steph: *sigh* Yes. You’re a sociopath!

Mav: Why do say that?

Steph: Because you take such delight in making fun of that poor guy?

Mav: What poor guy? He was trying to steal my password.

Steph: Yeah, but you made him have phone sex in the middle of his office. He yelled. And now you’re embarrassing him on the internet. You probably got him fired!

Mav: Good! He’s a criminal! His job is trying to steal my identity!

Steph: Yeah… I know… I just still feel bad for him.


Next time I think I want to do one where I try to make them accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.


10 comments for “Telemarketer Theater Epilogue: Why I love my wife

  1. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 7:58 pm

    Cthulhu (that is in Firefox’s spelling dictionary!), he needs to accept Cthulhu!

  2. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    I’m assuming you’ve already done a version of the Bob the Angry Flower version?

  3. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    Nope. I don’t read it. So I don’t know what that means.

  4. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    A virus in my computer! It is a PUNISHMENT for our SINS! PRAY with me Brother Mike! I IMPLORE you, in the name of JESUS, get DOWN on your knees with me and PRAY! Let the Holy Spirt DRIVE OUT Satan from this cursed machine. DRIVE HIM OUT!

  5. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    yep… thats where I hope to get to with it.

  6. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 9:25 pm Pretty ancient, since none calls about long distance rates anymore.

  7. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    I love these posts. 🙂

  8. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    Actually, you need to set up a dummy email account somewhere and give them that user name and password. I’d be interested in what the script says at that point the caller gets some information.

  9. avatar
    September 18, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    Jim: ooh! That never occurred to me.

  10. avatar
    September 19, 2014 at 11:48 am


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