Tomorrow morning, August 1st, 2008 CE, my 34th birthday, at approximately 10:18 Zulu Time, the sun will rise in Pittsburgh. It will be the last time.
Oh my god, have I been waiting for this a long time. 34 straight weeks of hardcore labor, and now I am finished. Tomorrow, I destroy the sun.
Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!
Excuse me while I make a call.
Hello, United Nations? This is Maverick. I have the Doomsday Device…