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New Jack Disney

I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to watch a Disney movie again without wishing the soundtrack was done by this guy. @toddyrockstar and @shoshanabean you are officially my heroes. I wonder how much I’d have to pay them to remix Under the Sea to Color me Badd. And clearly the soundtrack to Frozen should have been…

Apologies to Johnny Depp

Ok, I’m going to stop making fun of Johnny Depp. I owe him an apology. See, I never realized the power of blogging. I didn’t know that if I didn’t like a celebrity, all I had to really do was point out that he was a really bad actor and not really as hot as people…

Ok, enough with the Superhero shows…

I remember a few years ago when Tobey Maguire Spider-man movies were coming out and Marvel had just started Phase 1 of their Avengers film series, Howard Stern made a comment that ALL movies and TV shows should have superheroes in them. He said it didn’t matter what it was… you’ve got a police procedural going…

TMNT and Marketing for Dummies

So this morning, Paramount tweeted out their new Ninja Turtle movie poster and then after they got some flack, immediately pulled down the tweet and recalled the poster. Ok, three guesses… without reading anything else first (from this blog or elsewhere on the internets), what is wrong with this movie poster? (You can click on…

Fantasy Casting Black Superhero Movies

So during my rant the other day on why I think Falcon SHOULDN’T become Captain America, I had a sidebar tangent about Truth: Red, White & Black, a brilliant graphic novel wherein Captain America finds out that in order to refine the Super Soldier Serum, the US Military experimented on 300 expendable black soldiers because, you…