Adam & Eve? (Photo credit: sea turtle)
I think I want to write a novel where Adam and Eve have a bisexual lover named Steve who was smart enough to not eat the magic apple and so got to go on living in Eden.
Now, 6014 years later, he gets bored and decides to venture forth and see the outside world and boy is he pissed!!!!
I’d read that.
I’d buy that book!
I’d get that graphic novel.
Love it!
fascinating. Shouldn’t feminists be up in arms about this status, Maverick?
Why would feminists be up in arms?
of the four people in eden, the role of sexually liberated and never eating “the apple” belongs to Lilith. So the Steve thing (which I get is a reference to a talking point) is kind of like replacing Crispus Attucks with Norm Peterson.
i don’t know what just happened with that sentence but Imma stick with it…
I’m sure Mav would bring her in by the third act.
In fact, I actually debated mentioning Lilith when I wrote this yesterday as a possible fourth member of their group. But I decided it needlessly complicated things and detracted from the joke.
In a real book, she’d totally show up.
in a real book. lol
Yeah. You know, the kind I’d write if I weren’t lazy and instead just wasting my awesome ideas on status updates.