I am NOT shocked that someone has discovered that the Long Island Medium isn’t psychic. I AM shocked that someone spent more than 2 min writing an article exposing her.
Tomorrow on Jezebel, we explore the controversial topic of are “Pamela Anderson’s boobs real?” The answer will surprise you! Then come back Monday for our exciting expose, “Planet Earth, Round or Flat?” And then, on Tuesday, our long awaited documentary, “Sponges, do they really wear pants and neckties and live in pineapples?”
Report: Long Island Medium Cannot Actually Talk to Ghosts
Bad news, guys: everyone’s favorite large-haired ghost whisperer with a reality television program may not actually possess the ability to whisper to ghosts.
I can hardly wait for the sponge episode!
As Patrick Stewart once said “A clean sponge is a happy sponge”.
Given that Pamela Anderson has always said that her boobs are fake, if the answer is going to surprise me, it would have to be a revelation that they’re actually somehow real.
Actually, Pamela Anderson does have breast implants. But they’re made of her own cloned breast tissue. So, the issue of whether they’re real becomes more complicated and triggers widespread discussion.
If I can touch them, then they’re real