Do you know what I’m thinking?
I bet you’re wrong.
You know why? Because I’m not even sure myself.
Today is day 979. There are exactly three weeks until I hit picture #1000! I’ve been phoning in a lot of pictures lately, but I kind of feel like 1000 days is such a milestone that I need to do something big to commemorate it. The problem of course is that I don’t really have an idea at all. This kinda sucks. So tonight I started thinking about it and… yeah… I got nothing.
But I’m sure it’s going to be grand. It’s going to be amazing. I’m going to need help.
So I’m asking fro volunteers. I’m going to need 5 hot naked girls, 3 bottles of tequila, 2 midgets, a donkey, 437 cans of shaving cream, 2 burlap sacks, a pair of pliars and a blow torch. Maybe some other stuff too, but I figure that will get me started. So like if you want to donate any of those things to me in three weeks, let me know.
I have a donation!
lrayholly: Uhh… which one? And by the way, just a few hours ago, Steph and I were discussing the inappropriateness of the relationship between Miley and Bliiy Ray Cyrus. Just food for thought before you answer.
chrismaverick: Well! (said in a Jack Benny way )
I was planning on sending a can of shaving cream!