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on needing a dress-up doll…

in which Mav displays his inner gay man once again…

so, once upon a time, I did a makeover project with the goal of changing a quintessential geek into a quintessential studmuffin. I did this for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was, well, I was kinda bored. The project was deemed by most to be a success.

Seeing as how I am apparently a total chick and addicted to shopping and such, I have this driving desire to do the whole thing again. So I’m looking for a volunteer. Last time, there were a number of people who kinda spoke up and said “ooh ohh! me next!” after kenoubi‘s pictures were posted. So are you still all out there?

Here’s the catch. I’d like to do a girl this time around. Mostly just to have a different perspective than last time. Maybe I do this every few months and alternate back and forth between boys and girls. Also, I don’t know that I can actually generate capital again. Last time, I think a lot of people both wanted to see Kenn made over and also were kinda like “hey, lets see what Mav can do here.” I dunno. Maybe people will donate money again if we ask, but I don’t think we can count on it. So you’ll have to buy your own clothes, but hey, you get my expertise. And finally, much like last time, we will of course be shooting before and after shots.

So anyone feel like going shopping?

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90 comments for “on needing a dress-up doll…

  1. August 4, 2004 at 2:05 pm

    Could be interesting

    Too bad I’m not in town… been working on my own makeover. I thought it was time I started dressing like a grownup.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:02 am

      Re: Could be interesting

      Well I sent you a gift certificate, what do you want. Anyway, I thought you were trying to young yourself up?

      1. August 5, 2004 at 9:27 am

        Re: Could be interesting

        I’m already young! I’m going to Class myself up! And yes, I used my gift certificate as part of that effort. I just thought it would be fun to have your input is all.

        1. mav
          August 5, 2004 at 9:53 am

          Re: Could be interesting

          uh, ok… so fly to pittsburgh, and I’ll take you shopping…

          1. August 5, 2004 at 11:47 am

            Re: Could be interesting

            Yay! I’ll let you know when that Megabucks thing comes through!

          2. mav
            August 5, 2004 at 9:39 pm

            Re: Could be interesting

            don’t think I won’t have my hand out…

          3. mav
            August 5, 2004 at 9:39 pm

            Re: Could be interesting

            don’t think I won’t have my hand out…

          4. August 5, 2004 at 11:47 am

            Re: Could be interesting

            Yay! I’ll let you know when that Megabucks thing comes through!

        2. mav
          August 5, 2004 at 9:53 am

          Re: Could be interesting

          uh, ok… so fly to pittsburgh, and I’ll take you shopping…

      2. August 5, 2004 at 9:27 am

        Re: Could be interesting

        I’m already young! I’m going to Class myself up! And yes, I used my gift certificate as part of that effort. I just thought it would be fun to have your input is all.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:02 am

      Re: Could be interesting

      Well I sent you a gift certificate, what do you want. Anyway, I thought you were trying to young yourself up?

  2. August 4, 2004 at 2:05 pm

    Could be interesting

    Too bad I’m not in town… been working on my own makeover. I thought it was time I started dressing like a grownup.

  3. August 4, 2004 at 2:17 pm

    I’d like to do a girl

    Me too. Line up!

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:02 am

      shhhh… don’t give away my secret plan…

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:02 am

      shhhh… don’t give away my secret plan…

  4. August 4, 2004 at 2:17 pm

    I’d like to do a girl

    Me too. Line up!

  5. August 4, 2004 at 2:18 pm

    Ordinarily I’d be tempted because I’ve been getting a little sloppy style-wise, but geography will not permit it.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:03 am

      well, I did like the sparkly black top in the most recent picture. But hey, next time you’re in town, we can make a special trip or something.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:03 am

      well, I did like the sparkly black top in the most recent picture. But hey, next time you’re in town, we can make a special trip or something.

  6. August 4, 2004 at 2:18 pm

    Ordinarily I’d be tempted because I’ve been getting a little sloppy style-wise, but geography will not permit it.

  7. August 4, 2004 at 2:37 pm

    You need your own semi-reality show, The Maverick Makeovers. Heck, I’d probably even watch it, and I normally hate that kind of thing.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:06 am

      eh… well it would need a better title… but yeah, I think it could be fun. Makeovers and snide comments from Mr. Maverick.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:06 am

      eh… well it would need a better title… but yeah, I think it could be fun. Makeovers and snide comments from Mr. Maverick.

  8. August 4, 2004 at 2:37 pm

    You need your own semi-reality show, The Maverick Makeovers. Heck, I’d probably even watch it, and I normally hate that kind of thing.

  9. August 4, 2004 at 2:41 pm

    If I come for Jammy Jam, that’d be a perfecto time for you to *ahem* do me. Not sure though, as I don’t have a catsitter that week, so I can’t really be out of town more than 3 days.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:08 am

      well, I’m busy on Friday, Saturday is the party. So you could come up on Saturday and we could shop on Sunday.

      1. August 11, 2004 at 12:18 pm

        Cry. Looks like no makeover for me this time.

        1. mav
          August 13, 2004 at 7:41 am

          How’s the car? so are you not coming? or just not getting made over?

          1. August 13, 2004 at 11:39 am

            The car is fixed, but I’m not coming. It’s a long drive to make alone & I’m just not up to it this weekend. 🙁

          2. August 13, 2004 at 11:39 am

            The car is fixed, but I’m not coming. It’s a long drive to make alone & I’m just not up to it this weekend. 🙁

        2. mav
          August 13, 2004 at 7:41 am

          How’s the car? so are you not coming? or just not getting made over?

      2. August 11, 2004 at 12:18 pm

        Cry. Looks like no makeover for me this time.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 7:08 am

      well, I’m busy on Friday, Saturday is the party. So you could come up on Saturday and we could shop on Sunday.

  10. August 4, 2004 at 2:41 pm

    If I come for Jammy Jam, that’d be a perfecto time for you to *ahem* do me. Not sure though, as I don’t have a catsitter that week, so I can’t really be out of town more than 3 days.

  11. August 4, 2004 at 3:32 pm

    I’d be interested if your program includes getting buff – but I’m guessing you want someone who’s a bit less work than I am…

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 8:15 am

      getting buff is not something I know how to do in the context of a one day makeover, sadly… If I did, I expect I’d be rich (and in much better shape than I am)

      1. August 6, 2004 at 5:04 am

        Ah, I didn’t realize it was just a one-day thing. Yeah, no way I could do that without surgery of some kind. 🙂

      2. August 6, 2004 at 5:04 am

        Ah, I didn’t realize it was just a one-day thing. Yeah, no way I could do that without surgery of some kind. 🙂

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 8:15 am

      getting buff is not something I know how to do in the context of a one day makeover, sadly… If I did, I expect I’d be rich (and in much better shape than I am)

  12. August 4, 2004 at 3:32 pm

    I’d be interested if your program includes getting buff – but I’m guessing you want someone who’s a bit less work than I am…

  13. August 4, 2004 at 3:40 pm

    I’ve been updating myself lately – new haircut, new additions to wardrobe, etc. So I’m not a good candidate.

    For the record, I’m not thrilled with the haircut, but the solution is letting it grow out, not more hair-cutting.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 8:17 am

      well, if you’re interested in help nonetheless, I have some time this weekend, I think.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 8:17 am

      well, if you’re interested in help nonetheless, I have some time this weekend, I think.

  14. August 4, 2004 at 3:40 pm

    I’ve been updating myself lately – new haircut, new additions to wardrobe, etc. So I’m not a good candidate.

    For the record, I’m not thrilled with the haircut, but the solution is letting it grow out, not more hair-cutting.

  15. August 4, 2004 at 8:59 pm

    ooh ohh! me next! damn that geograpical-ness. Cuz I hate my hair and pretty much all my clothes right now.

    I think that you clearly need to get people to donate not just for the clothes but for travel costs… that way I could afford to get there. Or better yet make you come out here to Seattle and shop in all the trendy gay boutiques on Cap Hill. 🙂

    My next trip anywhere near the east coast is to New Jersey for Ubercon in mid-October… but that’s probably not helpful huh? (Although the idea of getting a makeover done while in town at a game convention is almost crazy enough to be genious.)

    But I guess I’ll just have to wait until you have a sucessful franchise running fo my turn.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 8:18 am

      well, if you want to wander through Pgh at some point, let me know… Actually, makeover aside, I hope you’d let me know… haven’t seen you in a few years.

      1. August 5, 2004 at 9:46 am

        well of course I’d let you know!

        Most likely one of your fabulous parties would be the reason for the timing of any trip I can make to Pittsburgh.

        1. mav
          August 5, 2004 at 9:47 am

          August 14th!!!

          1. August 5, 2004 at 9:52 am

            That’s where we get into that “I’m broke” problem.

            Once I get an affordable teleporter up and running I’ll be there for all the parties 🙂

          2. August 5, 2004 at 9:52 am

            That’s where we get into that “I’m broke” problem.

            Once I get an affordable teleporter up and running I’ll be there for all the parties 🙂

        2. mav
          August 5, 2004 at 9:47 am

          August 14th!!!

      2. August 5, 2004 at 9:46 am

        well of course I’d let you know!

        Most likely one of your fabulous parties would be the reason for the timing of any trip I can make to Pittsburgh.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 8:18 am

      well, if you want to wander through Pgh at some point, let me know… Actually, makeover aside, I hope you’d let me know… haven’t seen you in a few years.

  16. August 4, 2004 at 8:59 pm

    ooh ohh! me next! damn that geograpical-ness. Cuz I hate my hair and pretty much all my clothes right now.

    I think that you clearly need to get people to donate not just for the clothes but for travel costs… that way I could afford to get there. Or better yet make you come out here to Seattle and shop in all the trendy gay boutiques on Cap Hill. 🙂

    My next trip anywhere near the east coast is to New Jersey for Ubercon in mid-October… but that’s probably not helpful huh? (Although the idea of getting a makeover done while in town at a game convention is almost crazy enough to be genious.)

    But I guess I’ll just have to wait until you have a sucessful franchise running fo my turn.

  17. August 5, 2004 at 7:41 pm

    Do me next time I’m in town?

    K. and I can be a matched set.

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 9:51 pm

      Do me next time I’m in town?

      Anytime, Any place, Any where!
      heehee… do me humor rules! But sure, absolutely.

      K. and I can be a matched set.

      I dunno… you’ll look pretty silly with the same beard.

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 9:51 pm

      Do me next time I’m in town?

      Anytime, Any place, Any where!
      heehee… do me humor rules! But sure, absolutely.

      K. and I can be a matched set.

      I dunno… you’ll look pretty silly with the same beard.

  18. August 5, 2004 at 7:41 pm

    Do me next time I’m in town?

    K. and I can be a matched set.

  19. August 5, 2004 at 9:21 pm

    Me! Can we make my hair tiger-stripey? And I want a wardrobe that includes more skirts other girly type things (that you probably know more about than I do ;).. and I want a blue tongue ring again, but one that doesn’t degrade and rip my tongue apart.

    Any donations can be considered birthday presents for both of us (I’m 25 on the 26th)!

    1. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 9:54 pm

      oooh… skirts and girly things are fun…

      what are you doing this weekend?

      1. August 6, 2004 at 7:49 am

        I’m going to Bar Harbor for a week.. be back the 14th (hopefully in time for and with something to wear to the party!)

        1. mav
          August 6, 2004 at 8:35 am

          coolness… maybe the week after or something…

        2. mav
          August 6, 2004 at 8:35 am

          coolness… maybe the week after or something…

      2. August 6, 2004 at 7:49 am

        I’m going to Bar Harbor for a week.. be back the 14th (hopefully in time for and with something to wear to the party!)

    2. mav
      August 5, 2004 at 9:54 pm

      oooh… skirts and girly things are fun…

      what are you doing this weekend?

  20. August 5, 2004 at 9:21 pm

    Me! Can we make my hair tiger-stripey? And I want a wardrobe that includes more skirts other girly type things (that you probably know more about than I do ;).. and I want a blue tongue ring again, but one that doesn’t degrade and rip my tongue apart.

    Any donations can be considered birthday presents for both of us (I’m 25 on the 26th)!

  21. August 6, 2004 at 7:10 am

    That actually sounds interesting.

    Having gone through my hs clothing this last time I was home, I am under the distinct impression my freshman dorm beat you to the makeover.

    Sorry!

    1. mav
      August 6, 2004 at 8:38 am

      ah… but could they possibly be as good me? Ok, maybe… but could they be as bored :-/

      1. August 6, 2004 at 8:44 am

        Well, let’s also throw in there that I just moved into an apartment with exceedingly limited closet space and I am working on an extremely limited budget. I mean, really, if you’re that bored, why not start an online scam to get people to give you money? Then you will be able to set up scholarship funds towards your makeovers, and eventually catapult the entire thing into the abovementioned TV show, whch I vote to call “Through the Mirror”, which has the cool ackronym of TM, and the shortened version of “Mirror”. And, for that matter, the stores of your products and clothing brand will eventually be called “Mav’s Mirror”, from the “Mav’s Mirror” collection…

        When I worked on a sitcom last year, we spent a lot of time discussion what to name it, basing our choices primarily off of what kind of ackronyms/shortened names it would make.

        1. mav
          August 6, 2004 at 11:19 am

          unfortunately, you are way too cute for us to get a lot of money collecting to make you over. We’d need to ugly you up a bunch so that people would feel you needed the charity.

          what sitcom did you work on?

          1. August 6, 2004 at 12:30 pm

            Heh… you could post any of a number of picture my sister took during her “Marli just woke up” series, featuring braces, boy-hair, 80s bike shorts and mismatched baggy sweatshirts.

            More recently, the sitcom I worked on was called All Nighters, and was supposed to be taped and aired on Brandeis TV this past spring. Unfortunately, due to early graduations, tempermental actors, schduling conflicts and personality conflicts, we have yet to film more than 2 episodes. I await news of our status in the fall.

          2. mav
            August 6, 2004 at 12:57 pm

            yeah, but the problem is that you’re cute NOW. You don’t want to be guilty of false advertising, do you?

          3. August 6, 2004 at 1:01 pm

            *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            Oh, maybe I misunderstood… is false advertising wrong?

          4. mav
            August 6, 2004 at 1:30 pm

            Re: *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            well, you certainly shouldn’t be admitting to it in a public forum. How are we gonna fool people. See, I was gonna go get a picture of Bea Arthur and put before, and then put you as the after pic, but now no one will believe it.

          5. August 7, 2004 at 11:36 am

            Re: *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            Bea Arthur??? I think you need more than a day of shopping to make that happen.

          6. mav
            August 7, 2004 at 2:52 pm

            Re: *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            I don’t think you’re following me, luv… I don’t need to do a makeover at all. I just put a picture of you next to a picture of bea arthur and claim that you’re the same person and that I made you look all cute and marli-ish from your natural old bea-ness.

          7. mav
            August 7, 2004 at 2:52 pm

            Re: *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            I don’t think you’re following me, luv… I don’t need to do a makeover at all. I just put a picture of you next to a picture of bea arthur and claim that you’re the same person and that I made you look all cute and marli-ish from your natural old bea-ness.

          8. August 7, 2004 at 11:36 am

            Re: *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            Bea Arthur??? I think you need more than a day of shopping to make that happen.

          9. mav
            August 6, 2004 at 1:30 pm

            Re: *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            well, you certainly shouldn’t be admitting to it in a public forum. How are we gonna fool people. See, I was gonna go get a picture of Bea Arthur and put before, and then put you as the after pic, but now no one will believe it.

          10. August 6, 2004 at 1:01 pm

            *insert ditzy innocent actress face here*

            Oh, maybe I misunderstood… is false advertising wrong?

          11. mav
            August 6, 2004 at 12:57 pm

            yeah, but the problem is that you’re cute NOW. You don’t want to be guilty of false advertising, do you?

          12. August 6, 2004 at 12:30 pm

            Heh… you could post any of a number of picture my sister took during her “Marli just woke up” series, featuring braces, boy-hair, 80s bike shorts and mismatched baggy sweatshirts.

            More recently, the sitcom I worked on was called All Nighters, and was supposed to be taped and aired on Brandeis TV this past spring. Unfortunately, due to early graduations, tempermental actors, schduling conflicts and personality conflicts, we have yet to film more than 2 episodes. I await news of our status in the fall.

        2. mav
          August 6, 2004 at 11:19 am

          unfortunately, you are way too cute for us to get a lot of money collecting to make you over. We’d need to ugly you up a bunch so that people would feel you needed the charity.

          what sitcom did you work on?

      2. August 6, 2004 at 8:44 am

        Well, let’s also throw in there that I just moved into an apartment with exceedingly limited closet space and I am working on an extremely limited budget. I mean, really, if you’re that bored, why not start an online scam to get people to give you money? Then you will be able to set up scholarship funds towards your makeovers, and eventually catapult the entire thing into the abovementioned TV show, whch I vote to call “Through the Mirror”, which has the cool ackronym of TM, and the shortened version of “Mirror”. And, for that matter, the stores of your products and clothing brand will eventually be called “Mav’s Mirror”, from the “Mav’s Mirror” collection…

        When I worked on a sitcom last year, we spent a lot of time discussion what to name it, basing our choices primarily off of what kind of ackronyms/shortened names it would make.

    2. mav
      August 6, 2004 at 8:38 am

      ah… but could they possibly be as good me? Ok, maybe… but could they be as bored :-/

  22. August 6, 2004 at 7:10 am

    That actually sounds interesting.

    Having gone through my hs clothing this last time I was home, I am under the distinct impression my freshman dorm beat you to the makeover.

    Sorry!

  23. August 6, 2004 at 7:36 am

    Came across this article, figured that you might get a kick out of it:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43793-2004Aug5.html

    1. mav
      August 6, 2004 at 11:18 am

      I bet I could have dressed her in a way to net her more than 1100 on her SATs. Just sayin’ is all…

    2. mav
      August 6, 2004 at 11:18 am

      I bet I could have dressed her in a way to net her more than 1100 on her SATs. Just sayin’ is all…

  24. August 6, 2004 at 7:36 am

    Came across this article, figured that you might get a kick out of it:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43793-2004Aug5.html

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