you know… I don’t think max1975 is actually a good tennis player, I think he’s actually just secretly perfected the weather dominator, and uses it to make sure there are inclimate conditions every time we play. I bet he’s found someway to put a localized bubble of non-weather around himself too. I bet he was just faking the near dehydration the last time we played.
You’ve found me out. I’m not a good tennis player, just an evil scientific genius mastermind with godlike powers over the elements.
But I can kick your ass on the court either way.
Stop whining, the weather’s fine.
just saying is all… And I’m not whining, I was just watching the news at the time and they were talking about storm and flood warnings…
Well, now you know why I take offense when you attribute my victories to luck…it took me YEARS of intense study, hard work, and incredibly dangerous experiments to perfect the weather dominator…And I don’t think having done so makes me any less a good tennis player. I just think outside the box. There’s nothing in the rulebook forbidding weather dominators…
Be careful or Mav’ll call in the G.I. Joe force. And, for the love of Cobra-La, wear your silver mask when you’re using the weather dominator!
“Once a Max! I was once a Max!”
Hee hee, I love that movie.
Sadly, I lost my silver mask in the Noodle Incident.
meant to ask earlier, what the hell was “the Noodle Incident”? Am I missing a reference or are you just being random?
I was framed! You can’t prove anything!!!
(read calvin and hobbes)
The Weather Dominator isn’t attached to your racket, is it? Because that would be illegal.
The Weather Dominator isn’t attached to your racket, is it? Because that would be illegal.
No, it’s in my shorts.