So whilst in the midst of utterly and completely wreaking havoc on the tennis court I received a cell phone call from, Ummm… the Larry King Live people to set up a phone call for Thursday morning wherein we will discuss the possibility of future regular appearances on said show… Yay!!!

so as I was saying…. WHO’S THE BITCH NOW!!!! 5-7, 6-4, 7-5… thankyou very much… I say gamMAX you say punk! GAMMAX!

I say gamMAX you say punk! gamMAX! PUNK! gamMAX! PUNK! I say gamMAX you say punk! gamMAX PUNK! gamMAX! PUNK! gamMAX gamMAX! PUNK! PUNK! gamMAX gamMAX! PUNK! PUNK! gamMAX gamMAX gamMAX gamMAX! PUNK! PUNK! PUNK! PUNK! apologies to Spike Lee…

you know… I don’t think max1975 is actually a good tennis player, I think he’s actually just secretly perfected the weather dominator, and uses it to make sure there are inclimate conditions every time we play. I bet he’s found someway to put a localized bubble of non-weather around himself too. I bet he was…