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Leave Iggy Alone…

I can’t believe that I actually care about this. And I really can’t believe that I’m about to side with Iggy Azalea over Q-Tip… but I am.  So apparently it’s a slow news day. I keep seeing people ranting about Iggy Azalea and how she apparently has failed to address the problem of racial violence…

Mav & Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary #18

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, hey Mav, since you are off of school and work this week and clearly just sitting around doing nothing, why don’t you hook us up with some Facebook Pictionary love? Well, except that I’m not doing nothing. I’m hard at work on a paper because I’m a grad…

on Grandmas and Ganja

This is a repost from my mom… because my mom is cooler than your mom. Now, of course I’m pretty sure she’s going to be mortified in a decade or so when her grandchildren go back and see that she posted this… Actually, no she won’t… because my mom is cooler than your mom. I…

Who the fuck broke the Girl Scouts?

Day 119 – by PhotoKat So I have email from my niece, (or at least a server somewhere pretending to be her and sending me a nice form letter) asking me to help her girl scout troop by buying nuts or magazines… Ummm… what the fuck? Magazines? Nuts? Where the fuck…

I have figured out the Papacy…

And so the Pope just announced that evolution totally exists and that God isn’t magic… Yep… ok, I understand what’s going on now… The whole pope all an elaborate practical joke. I know you think I’m full of shit, but I’ve done extensive research for more than five solid minutes just now (enough to write a freshman…

Like a virgin… the raw data

So remember like a month ago when i asked people to help me come up with virginity quest films for a paper I was working on? I’m still working on that paper. Yesterday, while working on this with my project partner, Miranda, we decided to start tracking real life statistics on virginity. If you follow me…

Photography is a lie; Get over it!

I keep seeing people post this story about how Pennsylvania governor, Tom Corbett has been “caught” photoshopping a black woman into his campaign photo. At first glance the photo is innocuous; there is Corbett standing amongst his legions of constituents, a man amongst the people, listening to their problems, doing what governors do! And right there…

For the kids!

So my house has a home security system installed. We also have infrared security cameras that point at our yard. I was outside a moment ago having a cigarette on my porch and a little boy, maybe seven, who lives in the neighborhood asked me about them. Boy: Hey mister, what is that camera for?…