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Don’t Make Her Assume Her Ultimate Form…

Melodi Dushane

Melodi Dushane

(many thanks to my friend, and fellow Cosmic Hellcats artist, @JasonRBender, for this one… This is actually from 2010, but I never saw it before and seriously, this video made my day)

Ok, so I’m not the guy who thinks TV rots your brain. TV is my friend. For nigh 40 years now, it has been a constant companion. It loves me. It does not judge.

However, I am now convinced that TV is not for everyone… I am hereby proposing a constitutional amendment that requires a basic minimum IQ and sanity level before a person is allowed to watch television. Particularly any Japanese anime…

Or maybe we should just ban crazy people from using fast food drive thrus…

So once you watch the video, and see this crazy woman spouting nonsense gibberish, I need to point out to those of you who don’t know anime, she is claiming to be a “Super Saiyan,” a fictional alien the cartoon Dragonball Z. The concept is that there’s these black haired aliens who are a master race who get their powers when they turn blond haired and blue eyed (and yes, for those of you who are Dragonball fans, yes… you’re watching a Nazi cartoon and you never picked up on it. Now you’ll never be able to look at it the same again).

Oh yeah, and as a follow up, they did catch her, here’s the news story for her arraignment:

I’ll be completely fair to her. She cleaned up nice. I mean, you’d almost not know she was bat shit crazy…  almost. So knowing nothing about what went on here, I’m going to go out on a limb and say “Meth is a hell of a drug.”



9 comments for “Don’t Make Her Assume Her Ultimate Form…

  1. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    Given that level of delirium and rage, I’m going to guess bath salts. And Florida.

  2. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    She just wanted some nuggets

  3. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Ok, that’s really weird that commenting on your blog itself caused the comment on FB to come from you albeit attributed to me, especially since I logged in through FB.

  4. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    There’s a gateway. It goes both ways.

  5. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    Also, I want to try and be shocked that this didn’t happen in Florida, but really, is Ohio any better?

  6. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    I heard that drive through video was subbed differently.

  7. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Ohio is a very nice place to drive through. What are we talking about?

  8. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Link is probably right. Here’s the smoking gun’s original report with video and no audio… and yet, somehow I don’t care. Even without the Dragonball nonsense she doesn’t seem less crazy, and you have to admit, it sort of adds something…

  9. avatar
    July 22, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    Honestly that makes sense from the simple fact that typically the security cameras used in places like that don’t record audio. But yeah, she’s clearly out of her gourd regardless, and the Dragonball rambling is a funny add on.

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