Oh yeah, I’ve so been waiting for this:
We, the undersigned, constituting the Return Board of the County of Allegheny, do hereby certify that at the Election held on the third day of November, 2009, Chris Maverick was duly elected to the Office of Judge of Election in Pittsburgh – Ward 29 District 8 in the County of Allegheny, Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Witness our hands and seal on this 23rd day of November, 2009.
That’s right, bitchez! I am the Law!
Well, ok, actually I’m the polling place watchdog. But hell, you have to start somewhere, right?