So 351 days ago, I cracked myself in the head with a tennis racket and busted open my nose . Went to the hospital where they superglued it shut and told me that with any luck there’d be no scar. Of course there was, but it did fade a bit over time.
I’m still very much aware of it though.
I can’t decide if it makes me wretchedly hideous or debonaire and charming.