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Day 1001 of 365 Again.

I was at the mall and I happened to stop in Hot Topic just to see if there were any cool belts or anything I wanted. There wasn’t. Just as I was leaving, the girl behind the counter rushed up to me and was like "wait, did you see this? it’s only $15!" It was the most god-awful gaudy Punisher belt buckle either. I just kinda stared at it for a second. Then I realized I was wearing a punisher t-shirt. I guess that sorta kinda makes sense. Maybe the guy who has a t-shirt on might like a matching belt buckle. I politely declined. In reality, the guy in the Punisher t-shirt just happened to be wearing it because it was clean.

Does the hard sale ever work in a mall ever? Every time I walk by like one of the Sprint cellular kiosks while using my iphone, the guys rush out and try to convince me that I should switch away from my iPhone to whatever they’re hawking this month. Seriously? Has this ever worked on even one person? I mean, maybe if I’m carrying around a $20 cheap phone you could convince me to buy your phone. But really, if I paid $400 for an iPhone I think its reasonable to assume that I probably know what I’m doing enough that i WANT A FUCKING IPHONE YOU ASSHOLE!

People suck.

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6 comments for “5-8-09

  1. May 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    haha, elite!

  2. May 10, 2009 at 8:57 am

    A little tense today, are we? 🙂

    Thank You Thank You Thank You for my Mother’s Day gift! I’ll bet I beat ALL the other Mom’s out there with coolness gifts! It is most awesome! I love you too!

  3. May 10, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    I hate to tell you babe, but that gun looks horribly plastic in this shot. But maybe it’s also the fact that you have your finger on the trigger (which is totally not how anyone with a real gun would hold that) um. yeah. but what a nice clean shirt you’ve got on 😉

  4. May 10, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    mickeysacks: I think it’s mostly that it’s a plastic gun. And a cheap one at that.

  5. May 12, 2009 at 9:00 am

    1001 days; 143 weeks. Excellent! The first day of your next thousand.

    Please don’t shoot us. We is good people.

  6. May 12, 2009 at 11:54 am

    phlewght: No people are good. Kill ’em all. Let god work it out.

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