So I decided a couple days ago what I want to do with my life. I’m going to start a cult. I’ve got it all worked out. Cults rock!
See, the problem with most cults is they get greedy. they try to control people too hard. Kidnapping, brainwashing, setting the leader up as a god. I’m not interested in any of that.
No, my cult will be a simple one. We’ll get a large plot of land in Colorado. True believers in the cause will come to live there. We will spend our days working on artwork, meditating and contemplating the infinite. We’ll spend out nights having crazy, drunken, debaucherous orgies.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to set myself up as a messiah. Just the spiritual leader. I’m going to manage the place, but other than that, I’ll just partake in the same activities as all the other members. And everyone can come and go as they please.
Yes, I think this is the way. I’m way too much of a visionary to be trapped in normal society. The world needs me doing other things. I am being wasted.
So who wants to help me out? I’m going to need about 20-30 really attractive, forward thinking artsy people of loose sexual moral. At least one of you needs to own a large plot of land we can build our camp on.
We’re going to change the world.