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4-2-09

4-2-09

Day 965 of 365 Again.

So I decided a couple days ago what I want to do with my life. I’m going to start a cult. I’ve got it all worked out. Cults rock!

See, the problem with most cults is they get greedy. they try to control people too hard. Kidnapping, brainwashing, setting the leader up as a god. I’m not interested in any of that.

No, my cult will be a simple one. We’ll get a large plot of land in Colorado. True believers in the cause will come to live there. We will spend our days working on artwork, meditating and contemplating the infinite. We’ll spend out nights having crazy, drunken, debaucherous orgies.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to set myself up as a messiah. Just the spiritual leader. I’m going to manage the place, but other than that, I’ll just partake in the same activities as all the other members. And everyone can come and go as they please.

Yes, I think this is the way. I’m way too much of a visionary to be trapped in normal society. The world needs me doing other things. I am being wasted.

So who wants to help me out? I’m going to need about 20-30 really attractive, forward thinking artsy people of loose sexual moral. At least one of you needs to own a large plot of land we can build our camp on.

We’re going to change the world.

365 days

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4 comments for “4-2-09

  1. avatar
    April 3, 2009 at 9:20 am

    You’ll need support staff. I’m available for that. 🙂

  2. avatar
    April 3, 2009 at 10:38 am

    I’m SURE the tabloids will be calling soon. I’ll try to keep my interview in a positive light. Anything you want included in the stories?

  3. avatar
    April 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Surprise! This is a totaly different picture, from the rest of yours!! Nice work!!!Bravo!

  4. avatar
    April 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Despina K.: actually I used to do different gimmicky stuff like this all the time. I’ve just been too busy lately.

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