We’re more than halfway through my 30th birthday, and not a single strippergram has shown up at my door all day. What the hell kinda friends are you people?
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We’re more than halfway through my 30th birthday, and not a single strippergram has shown up at my door all day. What the hell kinda friends are you people?
Gosh…
gosh i’m sorry!!! i guess that would have competed with what i brought last year!!!! happy birthday sugar!
Re: Gosh…
bah! and you are a stripper! there’s absolutely no excuse! 😛
thanx… 🙂
A very happy birthday to you!!!
and a very thank you to you!!!
Sappy Bird Day
Well, there are always pictures of my shiny butt to assuage you. When are the Sandmen coming?
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and I do so love pictures of your shiny butt…. The Sandmen came last night, I kicked their asses. (even with my one bad arm). Running is for pussies…
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Now is just as good a time as any for me to ask for strippers for my birthday, right?
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do you prefer the petite A/B-cup catholic school girl type or the buxom DD dominatrix type?
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Or the Big Daddy Jameel type?
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“I love it when you call me Big Poppa”
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It’s a Big Daddy thang.
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so we just wouldn’t understand?
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I’m gonna go with the male type.
And don’t you and Jameel come over. I’ve already seen you guys strip. I want fresh new strippers I’ve never seen before.
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hey… we’re sexy, dammit!!!
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Of course. You’re very sexy. And I can only handle the combined sexiness of you and Jameel once per year at Jammy Jam. So you’re going to have to find someone else for the first anniversary of my 29th birthday, lest I have a heart attack from too much Mav-n-Jameel-sexiness per annum.
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I dunno… this all sounds like a ruse to me…
Despite your lack of strippers, I hope your birthday is happy. Let me know how life(?) is on the other side of the red crystal, I’ll be running for Sanctuary myself, soon.
not so bad… honestly I don’t feel any different really… I’m pretty sore and beat up, but I don’t think that has so much to do with the being old, as it does with the being broken down from wrestling and the like…
on a good note, only six more years til I can legally screw people half my age! woohoo!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
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thanx…
As a minion of, I am informed that your birthday is today.
And that is funky.
And that you should receive love for this.
And that the love should be mad.
Happy birthday!
Meron and his Jewish Jedi mind tricks…
shhhh… my Zionist Masters ™ like for me to keep those powers on a low profile.
my mistake… move along, these are not the jews you’re looking for…
my mistake… move along, these are not the jews you’re looking for…
shhhh… my Zionist Masters ™ like for me to keep those powers on a low profile.
“SLAP” to my head!
THAT’S what I should have gotten you!
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hey… its never too late, you know…
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Nah, the element of surprise is gone now…sigh
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no its not, just think how surprised I’ll be to get them the day after my birthday!!!
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hmmmm, then I’d have to send it to your job. I think that would be totally inappropriate for your new place of employment. Afterall, you don’t want them to know you that well after only 2 weeks…T.M.I.
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eh… best that they know the real me upfront, so there’s no surprises.
*sighs wistfully* I remember when I turned 30…I didn’t get any frickin’ strippers either, dammit!
Still, look on the bright side: I don’t see one “ha ha, you’re getting old! Need a hand going to the head, gramps?” joke here anywhere.
Happy birthday!
actually, no there really weren’t any. *shrug*
thanx.
Happy Birthday!!
You know I’d love to be there as a strippergram myself… but it’s a really long drive from Seattle (and I’m way too poor for plane tix now that I’m buying a house)
Have a faboo birthday and all that jazz.
next time I’m in Seattle, I will be sure to stop by and collect!
thanx!
happy birthday — from a “minion-of-“
thank you
Cheeks can be red
Balls should never be blue
Kisses always sweet
Birthdays happy for you
how on earth have you not won a major poetry award yet?
Thanx
happy birthday slightly belated!
hope it was fun despite no strippers.
and a slightly belated thankyou to you…
Can I put you on the short list of people who owe me a strip show then?
well, I was gonna do it, but then someone suggested a naked hairy monkey jumping out of cake wasn’t something you’d exactly appreciate.
Regardless, Happy 30th Birthday!
uh yeah… good lookin’ out… thanx 🙂
Welcome to the Dark Side….
don’t call it a comeback… I been here for years
Funky mad wild joyous birthday lovin!
Happy birthday from another Meron minion! 😀
Cheers,
Chesh
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thank you…