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where’s my bitchez?!?!

So, as I was saying earlier, I went to pass out flyers for the IWC at Mellon Arena with some of the other wrestlers. Before we started passing out flyers we were just hanging out talking:

Wrestler 1: So Mav, I saw those pictures on your website. Where do you find so many hot women to pose for you?

Mav: Well, one of them is my girlfriend. The others are just friends of mine.

Wrestler 1: Wow. Maybe I need to hang out with you.

Wrestler 2: What is this? You have a fan club? Is this like Mav’s Bitches?

Mav: Ummm, yeah… you can join, you want a T-shirt?

Wrestler 2: Sure. Can I cut the sleeves off of it?

Hmmm…. so if I make Mav’s Bitchez t-shirts. Who would order one?

EDIT: Cheap plug… there are nicer sloganed T-shirts available in the Elseworld Gift Shop as well… go buy one!

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8 comments for “where’s my bitchez?!?!

  1. October 13, 2003 at 6:27 pm

    How about instead I make you my bitch on the tennis court and you get a t-shirt?

    1. mav
      October 13, 2003 at 6:30 pm

      dude…. you’re like 1 and 10…

      1. October 13, 2003 at 6:32 pm

        yeah, well, uh, i’ve been saving my quality play for the cold weather season. or something.

  2. October 14, 2003 at 7:38 am

    hahaha fuck, I want a t-shirt!

    1. mav
      October 14, 2003 at 7:41 am

      the Mav’s Bitchez shirt? or a Digital Angel shirt?

      1. October 14, 2003 at 9:19 am

        Mav’s Bitchez!

  3. October 14, 2003 at 7:41 am

    Wait a second. What the heck did they do to my blue slide?!?!?

    They took off the nifty curve at the end where you could slide until you lost momentum.

    Damn. 🙁

    1. mav
      October 14, 2003 at 7:49 am

      *shrug* I don’t remember how it was… nor did I notice it beinf different. But ummm… sorry…

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