How much do I love my adoring public? People keep asking me where the Jammy Jam pictures are. Well, here the Jammy Jam pictures are. Right with all the previous parties on my Maverick Jams page. There you go. Enjoy, drool over nearly exposed boobies, lust after my manly form, make fun of each other’s dancing, and gouge your eyes out at the sight of jameel‘s errr… glory. And link to me goddammit… pump my Jammy Jam Page up to the top of Google in front of those other schmoes… I want to feel lucky.
It’s nearly 4am and I’m still sick. I’m going to bed.
EDIT: As per rmitz‘s suggestion, if you have a caption you would like added to one of the pictures, post it here, and I may or may not get to adding it at my leisure. (Meaning after I get back from Europe, most likely)
WooHoo!
Yeah, I’ve never seen so many people so excited to be embarrassed…
your hair looks awesome. and the corset too =).
That one picture of you made my day (you know the one :).
I can only assume you mean this one. :}
that’s the one 🙂
Holy fuck, it’s the Latverian! I want to shove a red-hot iron mask onto his face and push him off of Mav’s back porch.
Stupid Latverians….
I’ve thought of a couple captions for that picture, but none of them are very nice. All are along the vein of, “If the girl you’re trying to chat up makes a face like that, cut your losses and leave.”
I bet if people could post to them from the web you’d get interesting captions.
Hmmm… good idea…
I like to refer to it as “witnessing the destructive power of Jameel’s fully armed and operational battle station”.
Well, as the one person on the planet who has access to the unblurred version of the picture, I’d like to note that thankfully, it doesn’t seem “armed” to me.
yeah, especially if you take “armed” literally, ’cause that’s a pretty funny picture to have in one’s head.
geeze… people are eating, you know…
I was forced to unleash the power of the Matrix. Til’ all are one!
you know… there comes a time when you just have to take stock in yourself, face matters and realize its time to get professional help.
See, now if I were more aware of the cameras, I would have had the all my kicks in the routine fully extended and locked for the photographers.
This is for posterity overall.
Good stuff.
yes, but that would’ve been difficult given the crowded room.
It can be done though.
The only thing the room didn’t allow that I was hoping for (given Hong Kong Phooey) was arial kicks. Holding and locking the stuff that ended up in the routine anyway just a beat longer for cameras would not have been especially tough.
At least there is nothing up that will prevent me from running for office one day.
bah… you can’t get into office these days without a good scandal or two… the people don’t trust honesty. You come off as too squeaky clean and people will assume you’re hiding something… best to fake some pictures of you in a gimp suit smoking crack with a couple of hookers, a midget and a donkey and leak them to the press early in your campaign so you can damage control and get it over with than having them dig for things on their own.
“Why does the dog wag its tail?”
because the dog is smarter than the tail
Turn the gimp suit into a pimp suit and you’re on.
Mav!
As always, it looks like the annual Jammy Jam was EN FUEGO.
Would you feel at all ripped off if I conducted a Jammy Jam of my own in the near future?
The photos would be worth the price of admission, I think.
-Mark
that all depends… am I invited?
Just a random note: tried to send me to Jammy Jam in her place when she was out of town, suggesting that if I dressed well enough, no one would know the difference. I was pretty sure I would have been found out though.
The end.
you pretty much could have just come anyway, you know?
Ah. I suppose. But I didn’t know that at the time 🙂
I need to time my Eastern visit better next year…would you let me in if I showed up at the door? I could show you people some Funky Old School Jammies!
I enjoyed seeing the pics of your fun anyway!
I don’t see why not. Wow… I’m amazed that you suppressed the urge to make fun of Jameel…
Well, it was all I could do to suppress the urge. The man hath no shame! No, really, NONE!
Shame?
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…I missed karaoke? @*&%!
yep…
I wish I was cool enough to come to your Jammy Jam. Or at least cool enough to know someone within a decent geographical proximity who has yearly Jammy Jams! If I ever make it out to Pittsburgh, I demand you have a Jam just so I can experience the Awe that is Jam.
Well, you live in California, right? There has got to be someone cool out there. I can’t be everywhere at once, and I think Pittsburgh needs me more. 🙂 anyway, glad you liked the pictures, hope you find a fun party of your own.