there is only about an hour left before the powerball drawing and my new life as a multi-millionaire wherein I will have the funds available to buy whatever types of friends I want. So you know, if anyone feels like being extra nice to me before that happens, now would be the time.
I know what you’re thinking… “whatever, he’s not going to win anyway” but just think… what if he does… what if he does?
I had a very encouraging fortune cookie at dinner today… just saying is all…