been meaning to do some writing and some artwork. Not doing well on either. Instead I have been reading the new Harry Potter book, playing tennis in 90 degree weather, and doing laundry. Anyway, I should at the very least do thwomp‘s most recent
bleah…
*smack*
Ooh, that looks like fun.
*smack*
look…you can do it with one hand, then the other:
*smack* *smack*
ow… ow…
ow…
ow…
The back of the hand *smack* is used for a pimpslap. The palm of the hand *smack* is used for a bitchslap. Now, you try it….
Who’s your daddy?
*smack*
ummm… “who’s your daddy” is not a bitch or pimp slap… its like the spanking that you give a woman when she’s been good…
so ummm… yum or something…
i didn’t know that. here, lemme try.
*smack* *smack*
Hmm. Should the pimpslap be more with the back of the knuckles *smack* or should it be more towards the wrist *smack*?
More with the back of the knuckles. Try it a couple more times.
*smack* *smack* *smack*
Ah, okay. I think I’m getting the hang of this.
*smack*
*smack*
ow… ow… ow…
ow…
ow…
If I start doing multiple smacks like that in kung fu combinations are they still pimp and bitch slaps? Or have I moved into new territory?
Does my “Who’s yo daddy?” line have to be dubbed or subtitled now?
I dunno, but you can get a pretty cool rhythm going…
*smack* *smack smack* *smacksmack*
*smack* *smack smack* *smacksmack*
*smack* *smack smack* *smacksmack*
*smack* *smack smack* *smacksmack*
oh for christ’s sake…. you’re supposed to be helping… not working on music appreciation..
Quiet, you!
*smack*
Back to work!
Hey, and I can vary the intensity too, look!
*POW* *smacksmack* *SMACK* *POW* *Smack*
*smacksmack* *Pow* *WHACK*
Pretty cool.
really, it should have more of a “bow chicka bow bow” sound going…
ow… ow… ow… ow…
you forgot to tell them to yell “If you ever in your life!!!!”
ow…
True dat.