a few weeks ago, I posted about Nina Simone dying and Luther Vandross having a stroke, and I speculated that it was possible that no one would ever have sex ever again. thwomp tried to reassure me by telling me that it would be ok, because the world still had Barry White. I responded that I hoped that she was knocking on wood. Connie, did you not knock on wood when I said that? inmostlight now tells me that a couple days ago Barry White had a speech-impairing stroke at age 58. At this rate, by next year people will be forced to have sex to White Snake.
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White Snake Indeed!
I might as well join a convent. Is this Armageddon or Ragnarok? I can never figure out which one. We’ll just say it’s the end of the world as I knew it. Don’t bother me, I’m in mourning. Yep, sack cloth and ashes…
…or White Lion!
*dry heaves*
Oh No! I can’t beleive I totally cursed Barry White! I’m such an ass! Aiieeee!
Mav, it’s good that you lost your crappy job, you have to get to work right now designer a new super drug cocktail aphrodesiac to sell in the back of penthouse and playboy or the world is DOOMED.
hey… its not my responsibility to fix this mess… I think you should be forced to put on 100 pounds, and sing love songs in a really deep voice until one of them gets better.
And don’t even think of mentioning Isaac Hayes; you’ll curse him too.