I don’t know why purity ball pics keep showing up all over the intertubes lately… But this guy nicely sums up my feelings on them.
Seriously though… I mean I know I’m a godless heathen and all. I’m the guy who is all for slutting it up as much as you can especially before you’re married because otherwise you’ll probably suck at it. I’m the guy that said virginity is useless unless we need to catch a unicorn, feed a dragon or silence a volcano. I know I don’t have kids. I get all that…
But honestly, say you are very religious and devout and sexually conservative. Say you think girls should save themselves for marriage and that the only point in sex is the miracle of childbirth or whatever (and if you’d slutted it up and gotten good at it like I told you, you’d know better). Say you believe all that… Seriously, at some point you’ve still got to look in the mirror or at the photos or something and say “this is some fucked up shit right here.”
‘Christian’ purity balls are creepy–really, really, creepy. Comedian Dusty Smith tells us why!