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19 comments for “on Purity Balls… the creepiest thing ever…

  1. May 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    ” I’m the guy that said virginity is useless unless we need to catch a unicorn…”

    Attitudes like that are why unicorns are endangered, y’know.

  2. May 12, 2014 at 10:59 pm

    I would think that attitude would explain why unicorns have had a population explosion 😉

  3. May 12, 2014 at 10:59 pm

    Are you sure they’re endangered? Maybe there’s millions of unicorns, but there are too many whores around so we never see them.

  4. May 12, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    It’s a form of habitat loss.

  5. May 12, 2014 at 11:20 pm

    Lmao. Not just at Dusty, who is funny, but at the unicorn conversation.

  6. May 13, 2014 at 12:36 am

    If there are no virgins, satanists cannot perform their rituals. Isn’t that in Christian interest?

  7. May 13, 2014 at 1:18 am

    what did I read? Is this really a thing? Everytime I hear about how they go off the deep end, they keep making it deeper

  8. May 13, 2014 at 2:40 am

    Why can’t they all just handle snakes and die? Sheesh…

  9. May 13, 2014 at 2:43 am

    The purity ball pics would be less weirdly incestuos looking if the father simply stood a reasonable distance behind the daughter with a shotgun.

  10. May 13, 2014 at 2:47 am

    Sexual oppression is like the slow cooker of sexual perversion. These people are so messed up in the head about sex… of course it’s going to get weird.

  11. May 13, 2014 at 2:51 am

    the girls “give their virginity” (according to a flyer) to their fathers for safe keeping until they’re married … which .. uhm, sounds creepy in itself

  12. May 13, 2014 at 2:55 am

    I’m reminded of Jessica Simpson’s (preacher) father who during her early career and big abstinence before marriage push was obsessed with telling the media how amazing her boobs were. (Yes, this is true)

  13. May 13, 2014 at 2:56 am

    miley cyrus did the same when she was with disney .. and look at her now

  14. May 13, 2014 at 3:08 am

    well stated. and yes, it’s IS some effed up shit.

  15. May 13, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    Well *that* was unsettling…

  16. May 13, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    This concept of purity balls is so disturbing, I cannot even fathom it.

    1. Annie Annymous
      May 12, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      This is 6 years too late, and maybe you’re not the Arthur David Kerins from Connecticut in a polyamorous marriage as a “Daddy Dom”….but if you are…

      Didn’t you “Internet romance” a 15 year old Brazilian girl for a year & fly her here when she was 16? And your “other wife” was 18 (when you were 45+) whom you “rescued” from a strict religious family & also flew her thousands of miles?

      Dude. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

  17. May 14, 2014 at 12:45 am

    There’s not enough hot water in my house to make feel clean after reading that…

  18. May 14, 2014 at 12:57 am

    The Asian chicas out here in Hawaii fully embrace purity balls. Their skin is so sensitive.

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