So there’s this commercial on TV for Oscar Meyer. It takes place in some kind of mega mart, like a walmart or a costco or something. While the woman is shopping her kids are screwing around in the store. Her son is on one of those backyard trampolines they had on display and he’s like…

Motherfuckers! Robotelemarkets should NOT be calling my cellphone! You bastards owe me 25 cents.

bwahahahaah… poor fanboys… and they were so happy when she got the role too… Read the source material, dumbasses!Guardians Of The Galaxy Director James Gunn Getting Hate Messages Over Karen Gillan Shaving Her…One of the most memorable moments at 2013 San Diego Comic-Con International was when actress Karen Gillan revealed that she had shaved her…

I probably know a bunch of people who insane enough fanboys that they want these. *cough* Helena *cough* Shelby *cough* http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f247/?cpg=55238653&msg_id=55238653&et_rid=782192159&linkid=55238653_feature2_f247Doctor Who Ice Cube TrayFreeze yourself some tiny TARDIS‘s and Daleks with the Doctor Who Ice Cube Tray. Each silicone tray contains three TARDIS molds and three Dalek molds. Use the tray for ice, candies,…

Facebook & iPhones are awesome! Did you kids know that back in the day, when I was in line at the grocery store I had to amuse with reading tabloid headlines about random stupid celebrities I don’t care about instead of headlines about random stupid friends of mine that I do care about? It was…

So in the wake of the Zimmerman/Martin case Jameel and I have both talked about being raised as a blackman and taught to avoid giving the police any reason to “Rodney King yo’ ass.” Laura posted the other day to the effect that she can’t even imagine what it’s like. Well, imagine no further, here’s…

I think I’ve decided that women are more sexist than men when it comes to breast implants. Here’s why: Stephanie and I were eating dinner and she had the Game Show Network on TV. It was the new version of Minute to Win It. They introduced the contestants, a pair of sisters and Steph commented…

Melanie Sue Driscoll just walked up to my house dressed as a mermaid… i’m sure my neighbors think I’m crazy.

You know there’s nothin so depressing as getting your 401k statement and seeing your investments netted -$3.83.

Ok, I get that clearly I am an old man and no longer “cool.” Fine. But if you’re wearing your shorts sagging so low that there is visible leg between the BOTTOM of your briefs and the TOP of your belt, then WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING PANTS AT ALL?!?!? Seriously, just walk around…

Woohoo! Most recent update to my GPS removed the “I won’t use while driving warning”. I’m now free to ram into a school bus full of nuns!

So my brother, Marcus brought up this list I made a while back where I talked about the phenomenon of cute child stars who you looked at and said “Damn, they’re gonna grow up hot.” Jameel and I call it TMA’ing (after Tatyana M. Ali). Marc was impressed because when I made up the list…

Note to self: someday when writing a hoitytoity cultural studies paper, use “beneficent” in a sentence. You just read it & it sounds smart.

FUCKERS!!! So unless I really really care about special effects and sound and stuff, I usually buy DVDs instead of Blurays, the exception being when its only slightly cheaper and I can justify not having to rip it myself. So I’m at Best Buy and I see the movie I want is only $2 more…