beststephi freestylin’ with street slang: “Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop, Bop to the Beat, Don’t Stop! Slap that ass up!” So there you go kids… that’s the new slang… use and enjoy. And remember, she’s a doctor, so she knows what she’s talking about!

Every once in a while I see something on the news so annoying that I want to write one thousand words of free flowing hostility, but so stupid that I can’t be bothered to put that much thought into it. So here’s the deal. I like trees and parks as much as the next guy.…

So next Friday the new Harry Potter moive is coming out. beststephi and I are planning on seeing it. Anyone want to join us? Hmmm… should we get first class seats for it?

so I have 1 month of unemployment left and I can’t reapply again until the very end of July… *sigh* I have applied for maybe 60 or so jobs since Monday. I have had one in person interview and three phone interviews. All with recruiters (no real employers so far) none with stunningly glamorous jobs.…

Finally did another photosketch… Sure this one took me almost a year (well 10 months) to complete. Anyway, I present to you the Photosketch of theadana. Comments? Compliments? Criticisms? Cash? (Also, if anyone cares, the answers to my lyrics meme are posted)

I never got around to doing the random songs from your iTunes meme, so I’m going to do this variant instead. And so, the music meme, as stolen from the delightful jazzyjess: On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing), and write…

my shoulder is feeling a lot better since the injury a couple weeks ago. I am now able to bench about 204 on it, but it hurts like the dickens. I used to be able to max out the machine (247) before I got hurt, and I won’t be happy til I can do that…

wow… Pat Tillman was killed in combat… For those who don’t know, he was a strong safety for the Arizona Cardinals. Walked away from a $3.6million NFL contract after September 11th to enlist in the army. Apparently he was killed in combat today (or at least it was reported today).

11 years ago, during the spring of my freshman year at college, I taught myself to do a standing front flip for a Greek sing show. It was a hit at said show, and it was kind of cool to do, so after the show I continued to practice it. Eventually I randomly did it…

Its been a while since I have posted a random meme, so here’s one I stole from rackletang: The Soundtrack Meme: If they (who’s they?) were to make a soundtrack about your life, what music would you use for the following?: 1. Your birth: “Also Sprach Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss, performed by the Vienna Philharmonic…

And so it shall be and so it has come to pass… A month ago I had this idea. I stated that I would take a simple geek and turn him into a stunning metrosexual. Some were excited. Some laughed. Some said it couldn’t be done… Over the course of the last several weeks, there…

The lovely jetgrrl01 posted this and seemed to be kind of freaked out by it. Honestly, I suppose that’s pretty understandable. Sticking things in your eye is kinda weird and scary. On the other hand, this is also kinda cool. And with cosmetic eye implants in place, can completely cybernetic eyes be far behind? Save…

How can any office not have a March Madness pool, but then have one for the Masters. I don’t care if you are a sports fan or not… this makes absolutely NO SENSE!

three and a half more days… kill… just three and a half more days… must stay calm… must not kill people… that’s it… put down the knife… they’re only project managers… but the knife is shiny… they don’t know what they’re asking… i like red blood… you don’t want to kill them… maybe i do……

last night I got to “debut” as a professional wrestler. Sort of anyway. I didn’t have an individual match, but I was in a Battle Royal at our show last night. Since it wasn’t just my match, I don’t have a lot to say about it. Worth noting I suppose, is that I didn’t win.…