Ten things that might make working more fun: switching to the four hour work day pinball live nude girls naptime followed by those little cartons of juice (well, I’m not 5 anymore. Maybe instead of an orange juice drink box, I could have one with Jack in it.) less depressing looking cubes a nice MTVish…

So the big google news headline of the moment: The Supreme Court has supported federal outlawing of the use of medical marijuana. I’d write a full fledged rant here, but I’m at work right now and really can’t spare the time. Suffice it to say, I’m pretty vocally anti-government involvement in my life in general…

Its an 85 degree day in Pittsburgh, but ooh! guess what! I own a house with a pool. Some days my life almost doesn’t totally suck. Anyone needs me, I’ll be swimming in my back yard. And then maybe BBQing. HOVA, once my hot tub is working I am never leaving this house.

You know, I’ve gone out of my way to defend pop music a few times. And yet, I think I’ve only seen American Idol like twice. Why? Because I simply don’t care. I don’t want to get all up on a high horse and pretend that I think reality TV is the all time low…

Help me out here with a question that came up over lunch with coworkers. Please take a couple minutes to answer the following questions (well one question and some demographic data). Thanx. 1) Name the five most important software companies. Don’t think about this too hard. Just name them in the order they come to…

So Aloha Jam is scheduled for next Saturday around 9ish at beststephi and my new house. I sent out invites earlier, but I know I lost some addresses from the list when I lost my harddrive, and I was probably too lazy to figure out all of them. So if you know where I live…

So something really odd happened earlier today. I was sitting at home, minding my own business, unpacking boxes and working on my bar and I get a call. For the last couple years, I had pretty much given up on answering my land line. its mostly just bill collectors and such. Most people I care…

So I am tentatively thinking about having Aloha Jam (as my housewarming party) on Sat. the 28th. It looks like my hottub will likely be out of commission still (it broken, sadly) but the pool should be clean up and running (reminder to self, set up the pool next weekend). So anyway, who’d be interested…

Stacked on Fox Starring Pamela Anderson. Ok, time for a short shameful confession: So last night, in the midst of boredom and the pursuit of mind numbing entertainment before going to bed, beststephi and I watched Pamela Anderson’s new show, Stacked. We thoroughly enjoyed it. I laughed almost the entire time it was on. I…

moved into the new place this weekend. Still in process of moving, really, but I am living at the new place. If you need the address and/or phone number, you probably know some other way to contact me and ask for it. In the meantime, much thanx to those that helped beststephi and I move…

What the hell? The fortune that I got with my lunch today reads: “As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey.” … … … … … Bullshit!

to whoever wants to help me and beststephi move this weekend. The house is about ready to be inhabited. Or it definitely will be by this weekend anyway. I was planning on spending the day moving heavy crap on Saturday. I’ll probably also be moving stuff on Sunday, but I don’t really anticipate needing help…

R. Kelly Once upon a time, in fact, just under 2 years ago, I made reference to the fact that I understood why a 14 year old girl would want to fuck R. Kelly.. I never really got into why though. And really, I haven’t much thought about R. in the intervening time. But today,…