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16 comments for “on 21st Century Problems

  1. July 2, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    That is sad… so very, very sad.

  2. July 2, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    oh, yeah… like you’d be able to find it any faster!!!

  3. July 2, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Shouldn’t it just turn back on automatically?

  4. July 2, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    if I had rebooted it. But I accidentally selected shut down

  5. July 2, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    you should be able to just go down to your basement and throw a circuit breaker switch and everything will power up, right?

  6. July 2, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    (i dunno where that button is either)

  7. July 2, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    I was totally going to try that, but the master circuit breaker has a big giant “ACCESS DENIED” Movie OS warning on it

  8. July 2, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    Did you try inverting polarities?

  9. July 2, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    I was out of dilithium crystals. Is it possible to invert polarities without dilithium crystals?

  10. July 2, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    I think so, but it might take eight hours instead of four if you’re not a miracle worker

  11. July 2, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    Next time I’ll MacGuyver some up with some duct tape and charcoal.

  12. July 2, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    You need plutonium for the flux capacitor!

  13. July 3, 2014 at 1:44 am

    I thought you just had to pray to the ghost of Steve Jobs and then it would make a cute sound and boot.

  14. July 3, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    sudo halt

  15. July 3, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    Suda 51?

  16. July 3, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    To be clear. I wasn’t having a problem shutting down! The problem was turning it back on again.

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