modern tech problems: I shut down my imac so rarely that when I just now did it, it took me 5 min to remember where the power button was.
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That is sad… so very, very sad.
oh, yeah… like you’d be able to find it any faster!!!
Shouldn’t it just turn back on automatically?
if I had rebooted it. But I accidentally selected shut down
you should be able to just go down to your basement and throw a circuit breaker switch and everything will power up, right?
(i dunno where that button is either)
I was totally going to try that, but the master circuit breaker has a big giant “ACCESS DENIED” Movie OS warning on it
Did you try inverting polarities?
I was out of dilithium crystals. Is it possible to invert polarities without dilithium crystals?
I think so, but it might take eight hours instead of four if you’re not a miracle worker
Next time I’ll MacGuyver some up with some duct tape and charcoal.
You need plutonium for the flux capacitor!
I thought you just had to pray to the ghost of Steve Jobs and then it would make a cute sound and boot.
sudo halt
Suda 51?
To be clear. I wasn’t having a problem shutting down! The problem was turning it back on again.