Ok. This would make those movies 100x more awesome. I would watch one every day.

you know, we got that statue almost 130 years ago… maybe it is time to update it for modern American sensibilities…

Remember the good old days. Men wore suits and fedoras. Women word evening gowns and heels and when they got hysterical it was a man’s job to slap them. All black people had jobs working as mammies or butlers. (“More biscuits, sir?”) And smoking cigarettes was good for you!14 Absurd Ads From Before We Knew…

Ok yeah. I’m going to have to do this to my cat.

I feel really bad for that 5 year old kid in kindergarten who has to do a report on animal sounds and he was unlucky enough to draw “fox” as his animal and the entire internet is now useless to him as a resource. And the kid next door who got “cow” is like “sucker!!!!”

Yes… I would go see this… Clearly I have problems… The funniest part is that I spent from 1 second in until 3 min when Jerome showed up saying to myself “I can’t wait to see Gaston” I probably wouldn’t have even bothered to rename him. I’d have just cast Ice Cube and said “yo,…

I get that reality tv is cheap, but how is Real World still on the air? Real World: Just like Big Brother, but you don’t win anything!

Yay science! You know if you really love your kids, then at birth you’ll have them bit by a spider while sitting in the middle of a cyclotron in a sandy desert in New York City while a gamma bomb goes off behind them. Don’t forget the vita rays.My ’70s Health-Nut Parents Didn’t Vaccinate Me.…

Now see… this is one of those times where the fanboy in me goes all nerdgasm and is like YES!!!! but the curmudgeonly old bastard in me who has see this happen a gazillion times with other believed series from my childhood says “Goddammit!!! Can’t you just let the dead rest in peace?” *Sigh* I…

Wow… my 1st class of the semester (tomorrow) is cancelled. This is the first snow day I’ve had in 20 years. Anyone wanna hang at the mall?

And now a musical break… Ummm… well… New comic is up… http://t.co/Ew8dmr24IcMy Time to be a StarBellatrix Joanna Miranda Huffington-Jones was the youngest child (and only daughter) amongst a wealthy family of 14 sons. While she’s a tom-boy at heart, she was raised in an environment where she was taught to behave in a perfectly…