you know, we got that statue almost 130 years ago… maybe it is time to update it for modern American sensibilities…

Remember the good old days. Men wore suits and fedoras. Women word evening gowns and heels and when they got hysterical it was a man’s job to slap them. All black people had jobs working as mammies or butlers. (“More biscuits, sir?”) And smoking cigarettes was good for you!14 Absurd Ads From Before We Knew…

Ok yeah. I’m going to have to do this to my cat.