Stephanie and I are watching something we DVR’d on Comedy Central at 3am. It has tons of phone sex hotline commercials. It’s 2013. Who uses phone sex hotlines? Is there really a market for people who have $3.99/minute to jack off but don’t have internet access?

I would have said “I’m a fucking bear.” just to have that extra little bit of punch.

I’m betting on Batman. Always bet on Batman.