December 2011 - Page 5 of 6 - ChrisMaverick dotcom

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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pilot of War Rocket Ajax.Because like it’s never going to get there unmanned.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: NFL Backup Long Snapper. Get to travel with the team, paid league minimum and mostly never work. .

I’ve had a crush on @Alyssa_Milano since I was 10. But on twitter I see I want to be friends with her. Wonder if Catherine Bach is witty too

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Junk Yard owner. Of course I’d just spend all my time wishing I owned the Maverick Arms hotel.

Todays wistful career change decision: spiritual leader. That Dali Lama has a fucking awesome gig! Pope too. How do I get in on that racket?

Cool shell script to generate sparklines (if you’re a weirdo information visualization weenie like some people I know) http://t.co/9U6d37iM

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Someone without a stomach flu. Blah.

Did Sirius really just play a radio commercial encouraging you to buy .xxx domains even for non-porn uses? Uhhhhh….

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: collector of aluminum cans. Think about it. There’s no salary cap. I can make millions!

Happiness is Chips Ahoy Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookies dipped in hot Darjeeling Blend tea. Don’t you wish you were as sophisticated as me.

I really want a drink…. luckily some problems I actually CAN solve…

I think I want to hire a doorman for my house. All the class and convenience of nice apartment living but in a single family dwelling.

Long John Silversfoursquare

Funkadelic Halloween Bashfoursquare

Today’s wistful career change decision: presidential candidate. I’m pretty sure just saying that makes me #1 in the polls.