This is from a couple days ago, but I maintain that “Unga Bunga Boom!” is the best line of dialogue I’ve ever written. http://t.co/IV04trP2
Month: January 2012
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Dear kids in my neighborhood:Next time I see you play “lay down & roll” in the middle of our street I take that as an invite to run you over
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Huh. This seems low to me. RT:@UberFacts “Worldwide, it is estimated that about 22.5 million adults smoke marijuana daily.”
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Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Ya know. It’s my last day at this job. So really. Why bother?
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How the hell is the Five Heartbeats trending on twitter? Do people really want to hang with old Eddie Caine
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Today’s wistful career change decision: Liam Neeson, in pretty much any movie ever.
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woohoo! I’m now being retweeted by pornstars! http://t.co/NPBnVJdJ
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Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Rollin’ in my ’64! Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride. Damn right it was a good day.
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Day 23: 1-23-12
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Day 23 of the New Era
Been doing a lot of work. This is how my computer sees me. I hope I don’t freeze that way.
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Good ol boy Never meanin no harm beat all ya’ever saw in trouble with the law since the day I was born
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Day 25: 1-24-12
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Day 25 of the New Era
My last day at my job is next Tuesday and with it, the end of being forced to wear business casual clothes every day. I might just sit around in my underwear.
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pizza Delivery Guy exclusively to 1970s sorority houses. Did you order a pie with extra… SAUSAGE?
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Day 24: 1-24-12
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Day 24 of the New Era
Ok, that’s it. I’m pretty much addicted to reading books on the iPad. Fuck paper!
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: That guy who gets his salsa from New York City. NEW YORK CITY!?!?!
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please, santorum: Say that the correct way to explore space is to pray to jesus to rapture you