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10-16-08

10-16-08

Day 797 of 365 Again.

A friend of mine sent me this link today. I was fascinated by the idea. Be a professional paparazzi for hire.That’s awesome. But who would do such a thing.

So after work, I went over to my friend Britney’s house to get her opinion. First, of course we had crazy drunken sex on the hood of her car while her neighbors watched and we neglected her kids who were in the house playing with matches or knives or something. Then, during a post-coital cigarette, I finally told her about the idea.

She agrees that it’s crazy but fascinating. She says she doesn’t know what kind of person would hire theit own paparazzi, but to each their own.

So there you go. I guess from now on, i’m in the paparazzi-for-hire business. Now who wants to give me $500 to follow them around for a day? You know you want to.

[Editor’s Note: No Britneys were harmed during the photoshopping of this image]

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21 comments for “10-16-08

  1. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 6:24 am

    lovely!

  2. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 6:52 am

    The idea sounds good, but $500 an hour is a bit out of my league.

  3. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 7:46 am

    Brilliant!

  4. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 7:55 am

    I read an article about this being an ’emerging’ service during the last week – I couldn’t find that article, but here’s another: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-2know5659483apr23,0,1050...

    So, yeah, that might make a bit of cash!

  5. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 8:05 am

    LOL….LOL great one Mav.

  6. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 9:11 am

    Oh my… so THIS is what those wonderful private college degrees get you? … sigh

    But then again – $500/day. Sounds pretty good to me!

  7. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Ha!!! This is fab.

  8. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 9:46 am

    LOL

  9. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    We Absloutely Love Your Work.

    Sorry, we don’t have the 5 C notes.

    Could that be the next big antithetical comic book hero "Paparazzi-for-Hire"?

    Oh, and Thanks for not harming Britney

  10. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    @KatColorado: thanks

    @You know what Jim: heh… make me an offer.

    @Jack Scoresby: thank you.

    @Atraxen: you know… maybe I should seriously like advertise on craigslist or something.

    @psgypsy: thanks.

    @lrayholly: hey. what did you think college was for?

    @sadandbeautiful (Sarah): thanks.

    @thehalfshow.com: 🙂

  11. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    @MWCinCT: you’re a little out of my area too, so it’d be more. Oh well.

  12. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Heehee! The idea of hiring your own paparazzi for the day is kinda scary…

  13. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    @gimmie_shoes: so you’re not interested? Darn! I would have liked the trip to England

  14. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    lol. and then you can start a new flickr group:
    "365 days by my paparazzi"

  15. avatar
    October 17, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    @☼ Helder: dude… if someone hired me to follow them around and document their life for $500/day for a straight year I would be as happy as a little girl.

  16. avatar
    October 20, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    LMAO. This is so hot.

  17. avatar
    October 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    @d.rex: that’s what she said. 🙂

  18. avatar
    November 14, 2008 at 1:41 am

    that’s so incredible and hilarious at the same time. ( the link, the you, and the description of child neglegence 🙂 )
    nice shot

  19. avatar
    November 18, 2008 at 12:03 am

    @darkspark: I’m actually still considering it as a career move.

  20. avatar
    June 26, 2009 at 3:10 am

    wow wow wow – f…. hot !!

  21. avatar
    January 18, 2010 at 8:36 am

    Hi, I’m an admin for a group called drunken, smoking and horny, and we’d love to have this added to the group!

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