So I wasn’t really sick. I was apparently just hungry. Just ate lunch and now I feel much better. wHATEver… I still want some leeches. Even if you feel ok, a good bleeding never hurt anybody, right? Oooh! Better idea! Laudanum! I need laudanum! That should fix anything that’s wrong with me right?
I thought it was turpentine that would fix anything.
hmmm… i’ve never heard that before…
You could eat the leeches…
dude… you’re not exactly being a very good vegetarian here…
I didn’t say I would eat the leeches.
yeah… and Hitler didn’t actually operate the gas chambers…