So I just filled out the Big Brother application. It’s 8 pages long, and actually pretty detailed. I still have to make a video tape and get the whole thing sent in by Friday. I would just like to point out for the record that beststephi has specifically instructed me to “sleep with whoever I have to on the show in order to win.” I want to get that out there, because in the event that I am selected for the show you are all my witnesses.
Thank you.
Yep. She was sitting right here on the floor, and I said, “really?!?” and she said, “yeah” in that duh sort of voice. Though she did hesitate slightly when informed that the big prize is only half a million dollars, not a full million. But she soon mastered her baser self, rising to the occasion of supporting her man’s impending prostitution. And, hell, pimping him, really.
It was beautiful to see. I wiped a tear from my eye.
You’ll probably need to sleep with Earl, the skeezy toothless ex-con mountain man whose last job was shoveling the waste of his militia’s emergency cow (he was asked to resign amid ghastly rumors and a whirlwind of intrigue) and who refuses to bathe because there’s flouride in the water.
well, yeah, sure, of course… I thought that was obvious enough to not even bother mentioning…
oh yeah… steph was supposed to also ask you if we could borrow your camera to make a tape… dunno if she ever did…
You can borrow my camera, but you’ll need to come get it.
Hee hee, if you were on I’d actually watch it. 🙂
now see, if that’s not a shining endorsement, I don’t know what is. Are you listening CBS?!?!
Uh, what’s Big Brother?
CBS Reality TV show. Lock 12 people in a house for a summer with no TV and they can’t leave. Broadcast live over the internet 24 hours a day and like 3 times a week on TV. Vote someone out every week. Last person remaining in the house gets half a million dollars. Anyway, I just added a link to it in this post, more info should be there.