The Great Sasuke won a seat on the Japanese Legislature in their election yesterday. Some governor is upset because he plans to wear the mask through his entire term!
I think all politicians should wear masks. papertygre says that would make them seem more like the bandits they pretend not to be, but I think that Bush would be much better at uniting the people if he had a nice colorful mask. I mean, both of these guys are from Texas, but which would you rather follow into war:
I rest my case.
Uh, neither. They both look like morons.
maybe, but ones a moron in a mask! Mask’s are inspiring! Spiderman wears a mask, you know!