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gratuitous truck modification — update

brotherless_one has seen the new truck modification and agrees that it kicks ass. The brief survey of humanity now looks like this:

Gender Coolness Based on Truck Mods
  Gender Mod Vote
chrismaverick KOOL Boy Kicks Ass!
beststephi STOOPID Girl So?
brotherless_one KOOL Boy Kicks Ass!

I think that should answer any questions as to which gender is cooler.

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5 comments for “gratuitous truck modification — update

  1. September 4, 2002 at 6:42 am

    Dude, I wanna know what the modification is. I bet I’ll think it’s pretty cool, too. I mean, girls also thought Megaweapon was stupid, and man were they wrong.

    1. mav
      September 4, 2002 at 9:44 am

      hmmm…. maybe that’s it… maybe I’m actually building megaweapon, subconsciously. That would explain a lot. Yesterday, I was looking at running boards and grab bars so that my friends could ride on the sides of the trucks and fire tommy guns.

  2. September 4, 2002 at 4:29 pm

    I’m not claiming I understand what’s going on here regarding “modification,” but I do think that KOOL BOY and STOOPID GIRL are ridiculous names for your vehicle. Ditto with putting those words anywhere on the body of the truck.

    There’s a record store in my neighborhood called Magnolia Thunderpussy. If I saw THUNDERPUSSY written in flaming letters across the hood of someone’s truck, I would laugh until I hemhorraged some organs. Maybe you should try that.

    …Sunday

  3. September 4, 2002 at 4:34 pm

    Oh. Wait a second. The chart was confusing. After reading the background info, I”m figuring the modification has already taken place, and it is not related to my aforementioned naming issues.

    I still think a true stroke of boldness would be to paint THUNDERPUSSY on the hood.

    …Sunday

    1. mav
      September 4, 2002 at 8:27 pm

      I still think a true stroke of boldness would be to paint THUNDERPUSSY on the hood.

      OK… for the purposes of this conversation, I think it may be safe to consider Jill a KOOL Boy.

      Yes, the modification has already taken place. And it has nothing to do with the truck’s name. The truck’s name is VAGABOND. (its labeled across the windshield)

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