I now take a pause from my regularly scheduled term paper writing to give you this brief one act play. Enjoy:
Our scene opens at the door way to the Pittsburgh home of Stephanie Siler and Christopher Maverick. Both are working because they’re grownups and life sucks and you have shit to do on weekends sometimes. Outside at play in the street are a horde of young neighbor children, clearly possessed by the demon spawn of Faust and Cassandra. Eventually the ruckus becomes too much for our heroic couple to deal with, and Stephanie looks out of her window to see the children have decided to take their games into the yard of the hardworking couple. Steph goes to the front door and yells from the porch.
Steph (to kids outside): Can you please not play in our yard?
Kid: Uhh… we didn’t know this was your yard!
Steph: Well… it is! Get off of it.
Steph (coming back in and talking to Mav): Do you think it’s horrible of us to yell at kids on our lawn?
Mav: Fuck no!!! It’s been my dream of being old enough to do that since I was their age!