Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: President, that way every day is my day!

Todays Wistful Career Decision: Six Million Dollar Man. Actually, my arm is killing me, if you can replace it for like 60 bucks, I’m in.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Angry Bird. Not an Angry Bird player. The actual bird. Who wants to slingshot me into a wall?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Leading 300 of my fellow Spartans in a war against Persia. This… is… SPARTA!!!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: St. Valentine. That means I get to run the shine, prostitution and numbers racket in Chicago, right?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Manager of the controversial rap group, NWH. I also want to drum for Spinal Tap

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Power Ranger: I got your Megazord right here! Bend over!

Today’s Wistful Career Change: Saint of Killers. “Ptui, not enough gun.” (cheap plug: http://t.co/RnqGX4ih)

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Ground Control: Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Rhodes Scholar. Not what you think. I’m going to study the American Dream, Dusty Rhodes.

Ok… I want this job. Today’s BONUS Wistful Career Change Decision is: Stud Service!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Professional Scramble with Friends Player. It may be the one thing that gives my life meaning.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Oops, there’s my shadow. Maybe I’ll look for one in six weeks.

I wasn’t going to have a wistful career change decision today, but in memory of Doc Corneilias, I want to conduct the SOOOOUL TRAIINNNNNN!!!