Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Chainsaw player in “Jackyl” tribute band. And maybe I can also do Ash impersonations on the side.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality TV star. Only my whole show will be about watching me take a nap.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: George Clooney body double. We look exactly alike… if you squint… And then poke out your eyes

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 60s AdExec. As I understand the job its:smoke cigar, drink bourbon & slap my secretary then fuck her?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Stuntman/Daredevil. Someone give me some scissors and watch me run with them.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Proud member of the Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. Brothers, do we have Bass?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Ho, you know… I’m a ho. I rock three different freaks after every show.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Junior Black Correspondent on @TheDailyShow. Senior black correspondent has too much responsibility.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: AutoChriropractor… my neck has been killing me for two days. Ouch…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Internal Revenue Service. Just paypal me 30% of your check. If you overpay I’ll hit you back next year

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Twittervangelist. I need 1,000,000 retweets by the end of the month or the Lord will call me home.

Today’s wistful career change decision: host of the only 15mun show on television. Why only 15min? Cuz the man wouldn’t give me 20!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: UltimateTakBall Player-For the love of God why didn’t we have this in gym class? http://t.co/UGFofyvk

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Scie… Huh… just got a call from Nick Fury asking me to join the Avengers Initiative.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: leader of a group of post-human teenagers sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them.