Todays Wistful Career Change Dissidence: I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and read it. It said they were suckers!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Paccino in any movie ever. “And she’s got a GREAT ASS!!! HOOOAHHH!!!”

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision:Exotic Vacationer. One night in Bangkok and the world’s my oyster!!!!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Porno pizza guy. “Would you like… SAUSAGE?” Can’t believe I never did this one before.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Winner of the Triple Crown. I’m starting derby training next week. On foot! FUCK HORSES!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Big Rig Driver. I have to be better than the idiot stopping traffic for 15min trying turn 145º in 8ft

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Anything that doesn’t have to pay taxes. Anyone want to go dump some tea in the harbor?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Anything with recess. It’s entirely too nice outside to be at work today.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Battlestar CAG. So say we all.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: That thing where you hang out, drink & make an occasional sex tape. I think its called a Kardashian?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Green Lantern Sec.2814. In brightest day in blackest night, no evil shall… ah fuck it. Let’em have it

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:@MrRickyBell Yo Slick, blow! “It’s driving me out of my mind! That’s why it’s hard for me to find!”

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Liam Neeson, in any role ever. “I will find you, and I will kill you.”

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Commercial Jingle Writer. “♬I want my babybackbabybackbabyback!♬” Admit it, its stuck in your head now

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: 4th grader. That seems like the proper amount of mental effort I’m capable of today.