Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Front man of a jug band. I have a jug, but I need someone someone with a washtub with a hole in it.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Luca Brasi. And may your first child be a masculine child! (if not, i guess we feed her to the dogs?)

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Rip Van Winkle. See you in 2052, bitchez!!!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:@sam_kass’s press agent. I still demand that once hes on @BigBang_CBS he wear a @cosmichellcats tshirt

Today’s Wistful Career Chang Decision: Lawn Mower Man. I need a John Deere rider mower and some cheesy special effects.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Fun Police. 38 shots. 2 passes. You didn’t even let the ground touch the ball. http://t.co/kn9wqCQP

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 50 Shades of Mav. Why hello there, ladies… how you doin’?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Breakfast restaurant owner. Because this is the second day in a row I forgot to grab something. Ugh…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Green Beret! 100 men will test today, but only 3 win the Green Beret! Only, like with naps.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Real House Husband of Pittsburgh, PA. Basically it’s get drunk and be a catty bitch, right?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Competitive Napping! I’m not sure how it works, but I’m in! http://t.co/04nr5FYP

Today’s wistful career change decision: sock model. It’s like underwear model. But for your feet!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Media Assassin. Cuz @harryallen’s had a monopoly on that career way too long. Don’t believe the hype!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Branded. Scorned as the one who ran. What do you do when you’re branded, and you know you’re a man?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Khal Mavro of the Dothraki, future lord of the 7 Kingdoms. (ok yeah, I want to fuck the Khaleesi)