Today’s wistful career change decision: committee chair on a death panel. I hear it’s a growing industry.

Today’s wistful career change decision: teen pop sensation. I know I’m 35. But I think middleaged could be the new black.

Today’s wistful career change decision:Long haul trucker-Making the LittleRock run in 12 hrs is impossible? Yeah? Watch me! C’mon Bandit!

Today’s wistful career change decision: Migrant Farmer. At least I’d get to spend more time outdoors.

Today’s wistful career change decision: restaurant owner. Welcome to Maverick’s Chicken and Waffles.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Fugitive from justice. Falsely accused I will roam the land looking for the real killers.

Today’s wistful career change decision:sex scientist. @saylamarz will be my co researcher. We need grant money to have sex and write papers.

Today’s wistful career change decision:bar owner. Actually not wistful. I’ve wanted it for a while and being at one just reminds me how much

Today’s wistful career change decision: Mafioso Legbreaker. I have my own lead pipe. Who needs hired muscle?

Today’s wistful career change decision: Cult Leader and Spiritual Guru. Everyone send me $1K and you can live on my compound and worship me.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Surf Bum. I need a board and a beat up van to live in. Just call me MavDoggie.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Bank Robber. Yes, @Photocat. You can come along.

I keep changing what I want to do with my life everyday. Today’s wistful career change decision: Batman!